my website sucks
it hasn't been updated in so long, they turned off the lights
why does it suck?
because i'm too busy workin' on other things
though i am moving things from my old site here
it's just taking a while...


stuff i've managed to move Eric's Brain (new!)
Lane Hogs
Johann Pachelbel
photo gallery
rules (see below)


more coming soon... i promise

Eric's Rule For Life (No. 133 of 229) Genesis Of Shit: The Plan In the beginning was the plan And then came the assumptions and the assumptions were without form and the plan was completely without substance and the darkness was upon the face of the workers and they spoke among themselves, saying "it is a crock of shit, and it stinketh" and the workers went unto their supervisors and sayeth "it is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof" and the supervisors went unto their managers and sayeth unto them, "it is a cont ainer of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it", and the managers went unto their directors and sayeth, "it is a vessel of fertil izer, and none may abide its strength", and the directors spake amongst themselves, saying one to another, "it contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong", and the directors went unto the vice presidents to sayeth unto them, "it promote s growth and is very powerful", and the vice presidents went unto the president and sayeth unto him, "this new p lan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of this company, in these ar eas in particular", and the president looked upon the plan, and saw that it was good, and the plan became policy. This is how Shit Happens.

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